The Hive of Scum and Villany

[UPDATE: Twenty-one senators did not co-sponsor Monday's resolution condemning the Senate's historical inaction in opposing lynchings. I called all of their offices to find out where they stand on the resolution, which passed by unanimous consent Monday evening. Read their offices' responses in this follow-up, and find a list of who remains "off the record" on the resolution here.
http://www.chrisgeidner.com/blog/archive/003419.html

The death of any child is tragic, even when they aren't blond and dressed like whores.
http://www.haloscan.com/comments.php?user=katsiva&comment=115592049991051844#1778717

Jon Benet Ramsay, like our beloved Generalissimo Francisco Franco Still dead!

I'm jaded not because this young girl was murdered and her killer was finally caught, but rather because of the corporate news media's insistence to excessively blanket their news coverage on the JonBonet story for this entire week. I'm sick of the corporate news media plying for the lowest common denominator stories to gather the biggest ratings and profits they can. It doesn't matter if it is JonBonet, Nathalie Halloway, Michael Jackson's molestation trial, Mel Gibson's drunken stupor, or even the crazy lady who drowned her children in a bathtub. Throw in the constant, unending terror warnings and fear-mongering, and I"m about ready to puke on Fox News, CNN, and some of the other news media sites. It is disgusting.

OH looky over there.... see that shinny object...

I have never heard ONE Democrat say he/she doesn't support wiretaps with a court order. It's just that Democrats and patriotic Republicans want it to be according to the U.S. Constitution and the FISA LAW which Bush has has "flipped off" (see my Gravatar). Bush doesn't want us to know on whom he spied as it may turn out to be not only "terrorists" who were listened to, but also journalists, political opponents, anyone Bush feels is the enemy of the REICH!

The Big Iraq Candy Mountain
http://dcdl.org/2006/07/17/big-iraq-candy-mountain#c3011

Drinking Liberally
DCDL - Drinking Liberally in Washington, DC

http://dcdl.org/

CONGRESSMAN DISMISSED FOR WEARING SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS COSTUME!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61723

GOVERNMENT HAS CONTEST TO FIND NEW NAME FOR U.S.A.
Freedomland? Loveitorleaveitville? See winning name!
Tell us what you think the new name for the USA should be?
First Place Winner:
Ameriland - By Melissa V.

Close Runners-Up:
Corporation of the American People - By Capitalist D.
International North American Smorgasbord - By Alex V.
Call me Ishmael - By Adam S.

BUSH THRILLED TO BE READING AT 6TH GRADE LEVEL AND IT'S ABOUT TIME!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61720

TOP 5 SECRETS U.S. GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61719

IT'S COMING: THE GREATEST DEPRESSION EVER!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61715

PRESIDENT THRILLED WITH IRAN'S GIFT OF GIANT WOODEN CAMEL!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61711

PRES. BUSH CONVERTING 'WEST WING' TO 'ARREST WING'
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61714

GEORGE BUSH: 'Here Are A Few Of My Favorite Things'
Favorite Lubricant: Petroleum Jelly
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61709

WMDs IN CANADA?
U.S. Officials Are Determined To Find Them
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61707

OUTRAGE! AMERICAN FLAG TOILET PAPER SELLS BIG IN MIDDLE EAST!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61702

BUSH REACHES OUT AND IN . . . & REMAPS THE SOLAR SYSTEM! FLY ME TO THE RUMMY . . .
PRESIDENT Bush says the planets' new names are more familiar to the American people and easier to remember.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61705

DONALD RUMSFELD IN A SPEEDO
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61698

The frightening truh abut the Vice-Presidents youth
VICE PRESIDENT WAS THE BOSS EVEN AS A KID ...
LITTLE DICK CHENEY
Tot even rigged his class elections!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61700

WORST THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO A TRAFFIC COP
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61697

MASSIVE GOVERNMENT COVER-UP!
MOON DOOMED!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61696

SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61694

NEW WHITE HOUSE SHOCKER!
PRESIDENT TO NAME YODA HOMELAND SECURITY CHIEF
Bush refuses to change his mind even after learning Yoda isn't real
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61695

NAZI UFOS TO ATTACK U.S.
Flying saucers hiding in secret Antarctic base
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61692

DICK CHENEY'S CELLULITE NIGHTMARE
THEY SAY HE WEARS THE PANTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE -- & it's a good thing!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61690

BUSH WANTS TO SELL HAWAII!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61686

BUSH PUSHING TO BE NEXT POPE
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61683

BAD NEWS FOR HORNY GUYS & GALS . . . IRS TO TAX SEX
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61682

Veep Barely Worked His Way Through College ...
CHENEY WAS A NUDE MODEL ... FOR ART STUDENTS
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61680

TOP CIA INTERROGATOR IS AN S&M DOMINATRIX
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61678

BUSH ORDERS CAPE & CROWN
Prez calls for amendment to allow royal titles
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61676

BUSH CHANGING HIS NAME TO 'GOD'
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61673

THE EIFFEL TOWER IS A PORTAL TO HELL
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61671

MIDGET SUICIDE BOMBERS!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61666

FRANCE PROCLAIMS B.O. A NATIONAL TREASURE
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61664

TERRORISTS USE INFOMERCIALS TO RECRUIT SUICIDE BOMBERS
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61663

TED KENNEDY GIVES FREE DRIVING LESSONS TO POOR TEENS!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61662

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES TO DELIVER U.S. MAIL!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61657

NOV. ELECTION CANCELED!
Nation's voting machines are made in Florida -- AND THEY WON'T WORK
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61654

HALF OF PENTAGON GENERALS SPEAK WITH A LISP
Gay study raises eyebrows in Washington
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61651

HAITI SELLING OFF ZOMBIES
Undead work harder than the living, obey your every command, don't eat much - & MAKE GREAT NANNIES!
Psst . . . wanna buy a zombie? You can pick
You can pick up some great deals on the undead from the Haitian government, which is trying to unload thousands of the walking corpses -- at less per head than you'd pay for a decent TV
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61270

A TIMELINE OF THE IRAQ WAR
http://www.thinkprogress.org/iraq-timeline

HELMETS FOR EVERYONE!
Bush wants Americans to wear hard hats to protect them from falling meteorites
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/60635

We are Everywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIk2OrUV1QY&eurl=

Happy Christmas(War is Over)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0mmkzBmRQQ

John Lennon - Give Peace a Chance (1969)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQhIuLkpTbw&eurl=

Peace Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7wEctHyuc0&eurl=

Fiona Apple: Criminal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJhoIRR_xZI&eurl=

Beatles: I'm a Losers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6-_b1xzCE&eurl=

Tramm Hudson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYiLggwfpVc&eurl=

penny lane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8QydLxvQ8&eurl=

The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSNQHxYExJ0&eurl=

Daily Show: Hezbollah is Rebuilding Lebanon..and New Orleans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDOSIdiLsbc&eurl=

In the weeks before the execution, Bush says, a number of protesters came to Austin to demand clemency for Karla Faye Tucker. "Did you meet with any of them?" I ask. Bush whips around and stares at me. "No, I didn't meet with any of them," he snaps, as though I've just asked the dumbest, most offensive question ever posed. "I didn't meet with Larry King either when he came down for it. I watched his interview with Tucker, though. He asked her real difficult questions like, 'What would you say to Governor Bush?'" "What was her answer?" I wonder. "'Please,'" Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, "'don't kill me.'" I must look shocked — ridiculing the pleas of a condemned prisoner who has since been executed seems odd and cruel — because he immediately stops smirking.
Bush denied that he had intended to make light of the issue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Faye_Tucker#Karla_Tucker_and_George_W._Bush

http://miaculpa.blogspot.com/

50 Coolest Websites 2006
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1222769,00.html

Wal-Mart takes aim at Democratic critics
No. 1 retailer sends 'voter guides' to its 18,000 Iowa employees, criticizing presidential hopefuls who have joined company's critics.
http://money.cnn.com/2006/08/16/news/companies/walmart_politics/index.htm?cnn=yes

http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/
http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/

Military Recruiters Cited for Misconduct
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/RECRUITERS_SEX?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/RECRUITERS_SEX?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/RECRUITERS_SEX?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

1,249 days: the length of the ongoing war in Iraq — five days longer that the U.S. involvement in World War II. August 19, 2006 3:42 pm | Comment (74)

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/scriptures/garofalomovgallery007.html
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/scriptures/garofalomovgallery007.html
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/scriptures/garofalomovgallery007.html
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/scriptures/garofalomovgallery007.html

http://www.janeanegarofalo.us/g-lo-video-links/
http://www.janeanegarofalo.us/g-lo-video-links/

http://www.variety.com/
http://www.variety.com/

Little Shop of Horrors
Arthur Denton: I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.

http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rtit.html

Real Genius
Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

Magenta: I ask for nothing!
Frank-N-Furter: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!

School House Rock Im I'm just a bill SchoolHouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXSHMSDrShE&eurl=

Psycho Beach Party
Marvel Ann: Don't be a dip. You've got the sex-drive of a milk dud. You're sixteen, girl! Get with the action.

Florence: Oh wow! This is like meeting Walt Disney or Helen Keller.

Mrs. Forrest: A slumber party? Thrown by a movie actress? Perhaps if it were Deborah Kerr or
Audrey Hepburn. But Bettina Barnes? Out of the question.

Chicklet: Lars, you sure picked a heck of an American family to shack up with.

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/garofalojaneane/visions/garofalo0069.mov
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http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/garofalojaneane/visions/garofalo0069.mov

http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=189
http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=189
http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=189
http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=189

Dear God...
A soul-searching non-entity turns to Janeane and asks, "Do I count?"
http://home.earthlink.net/~pbvalentine/god.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~pbvalentine/god.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~pbvalentine/god.html

http://www.dailyhowler.com/

but I think I'll stick with criticizing the circular firing squad that is the Lieberman-Lamont race

http://www.warandpiece.com/blogdirs/004772.html

What does Janeane Garofalo taste like?
Janeane Garofalo tastes like chicken.

http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=106858

http://tinyurl.com/zwubo

Suicide Soldier's Dying Words to His Mother: 'I can't go to Iraq. I can't kill those children'
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines06/0825-01.htm