Sunday, July 02, 2006
On bits of paper
To conquer death, you only have to die.
"The biggest cause of atheism in the world today is Christians...who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, then walk out the door, and deny Him with their lifestyle."
push the ideas uphill
squigglevision
I would like to see you at a quarter after never
As I listened to him speak, I realized that !Fuck! I don't have enough breadcrumbs to get home.
sands of time are shifting, bub, mostly south.
ahh...pocalypse.
Little Engine that Just Couldn't
I'm sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.
They look kind of shiny, new and young to be (fill in blank)
this is gods way of telling us that we are going to die
perhaps I had better bring my remarks to a close
Stay out of my psychosis!
The sordid tale of one man's descent into the depths of of scum and villany that is the college video department is a hive
Minister of Science and Protector of the Faith.
Cartman's slavery song: "Day's never finished, Master got me working, Someday Master set me free."
I'm driving an 18 wheeler of truth, and I am about to jacknife justice!
I'd also like to know why Kay Bailey Hutchison is divorced. She's making Jesus cry.
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, George Bush and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
the actual facts seem to be a bit slim.
Bush has been forced to call for an investigation into his own intelligence. And you know what's going to happen: they're not going to find anything. --Will Durst
Homos-romans 125, 126, 127
The federal judge has had the audacity to ask for more then the word of federal prosecutors and his royal heinous George II who would prefer a kangaroo court system where every day is a success and stupid details like facts are forgotten.
Missing white woman syndrome, also known as missing pretty girl syndrome, is a term coined by some media critics to reference a form of media hype in which excessive news coverage is devoted to a specific missing white woman or girl, while virtually ignoring missing men, non-white women, or other news stories. According to these critics, reporting of these stories often lasts for several days or weeks, sometimes even months, and displaces reporting on other current events that some people consider more newsworthy, such as economics and politics. This syndrome appears to be most prevalent in U.S. media, but famous examples can also be found elsewhere in the world, e. g. the United Kingdom.
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
We are in new yorks fabulous crack whore district.
"I've seen a hell of a lot more combat than John Kerry." --Fox News Channel's Geraldo Rivera
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
A Texas man was robbed at gunpoint by two teenage girls he met on myspace.com. That just shows you how dangerous myspace.com has become, when it's not even safe for middle-aged, creepy guys looking for underage girls. -- Jay Leno
The Census Bureau reported that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington D.C. in population. Of course there's a huge difference between Vegas and Washington. See, in Las Vegas, people gamble with their own money. -- Jay Leno
With Republicans trailing in the polls, Congress will probably introduce laws this summer to stop gay flag-burning illegal immigrants from getting abortions.--
I am an obtuse man, so I wil try to be oblique.
"The biggest cause of atheism in the world today is Christians...who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, then walk out the door, and deny Him with their lifestyle."
push the ideas uphill
squigglevision
I would like to see you at a quarter after never
As I listened to him speak, I realized that !Fuck! I don't have enough breadcrumbs to get home.
sands of time are shifting, bub, mostly south.
ahh...pocalypse.
Little Engine that Just Couldn't
I'm sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.
They look kind of shiny, new and young to be (fill in blank)
this is gods way of telling us that we are going to die
perhaps I had better bring my remarks to a close
Stay out of my psychosis!
The sordid tale of one man's descent into the depths of of scum and villany that is the college video department is a hive
Minister of Science and Protector of the Faith.
Cartman's slavery song: "Day's never finished, Master got me working, Someday Master set me free."
I'm driving an 18 wheeler of truth, and I am about to jacknife justice!
I'd also like to know why Kay Bailey Hutchison is divorced. She's making Jesus cry.
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, George Bush and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
the actual facts seem to be a bit slim.
Bush has been forced to call for an investigation into his own intelligence. And you know what's going to happen: they're not going to find anything. --Will Durst
Homos-romans 125, 126, 127
The federal judge has had the audacity to ask for more then the word of federal prosecutors and his royal heinous George II who would prefer a kangaroo court system where every day is a success and stupid details like facts are forgotten.
Missing white woman syndrome, also known as missing pretty girl syndrome, is a term coined by some media critics to reference a form of media hype in which excessive news coverage is devoted to a specific missing white woman or girl, while virtually ignoring missing men, non-white women, or other news stories. According to these critics, reporting of these stories often lasts for several days or weeks, sometimes even months, and displaces reporting on other current events that some people consider more newsworthy, such as economics and politics. This syndrome appears to be most prevalent in U.S. media, but famous examples can also be found elsewhere in the world, e. g. the United Kingdom.
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
We are in new yorks fabulous crack whore district.
"I've seen a hell of a lot more combat than John Kerry." --Fox News Channel's Geraldo Rivera
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
A Texas man was robbed at gunpoint by two teenage girls he met on myspace.com. That just shows you how dangerous myspace.com has become, when it's not even safe for middle-aged, creepy guys looking for underage girls. -- Jay Leno
The Census Bureau reported that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington D.C. in population. Of course there's a huge difference between Vegas and Washington. See, in Las Vegas, people gamble with their own money. -- Jay Leno
With Republicans trailing in the polls, Congress will probably introduce laws this summer to stop gay flag-burning illegal immigrants from getting abortions.--
I am an obtuse man, so I wil try to be oblique.
# posted by Dr. Zaius : 11:23 PM
