The Hive of Scum and Villany: August 2006

Sunday, August 27, 2006

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Dr. Zaius
zaius_nation@yahoo.com
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Love Him or Lieberman

Love Him or Lieberman

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
- Walt Kelly (1913-1973) creator of "Pogo" the comic strip

Schmidt accused of padding resume
http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060816/NEWS01/608160378/-1/CINCI

Richard Clarke: Bush IGNORED terrorism!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyAUsWSLIUE

Black students ordered to give up seats to whites
http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060824/NEWS01/608240332/1002/NEWS

Wal-Mart Publicity Operative Calls Democrats "Hezbocrats"
http://www.wakeupwalmart.com/feature/hezbocrats/

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Bush to widow: "No point" in talking about the war

On his way to vacation at his parents' compound in Kennebunkport, George W. Bush stopped at a local elementary school Thursday to meet with family members of U.S. troops who have lost their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan. After the meetings ended, Hildi Halley, whose husband died in Afghanistan in June, said she told the president that it's "time to stop the bleeding" and "swallow our pride and find a solution."

Bush's response? Halley said the president told her that "there was no point in us having a philosophical discussion about the pros and cons of the war."
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/08/25/bush/index.html
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[UPDATE: Twenty-one senators did not co-sponsor Monday's resolution condemning the Senate's historical inaction in opposing lynchings. I called all of their offices to find out where they stand on the resolution, which passed by unanimous consent Monday evening. Read their offices' responses in this follow-up, and find a list of who remains "off the record" on the resolution here.
http://www.chrisgeidner.com/blog/archive/003419.html

The death of any child is tragic, even when they aren't blond and dressed like whores.
http://www.haloscan.com/comments.php?user=katsiva&comment=115592049991051844#1778717

Jon Benet Ramsay, like our beloved Generalissimo Francisco Franco Still dead!

I'm jaded not because this young girl was murdered and her killer was finally caught, but rather because of the corporate news media's insistence to excessively blanket their news coverage on the JonBonet story for this entire week. I'm sick of the corporate news media plying for the lowest common denominator stories to gather the biggest ratings and profits they can. It doesn't matter if it is JonBonet, Nathalie Halloway, Michael Jackson's molestation trial, Mel Gibson's drunken stupor, or even the crazy lady who drowned her children in a bathtub. Throw in the constant, unending terror warnings and fear-mongering, and I"m about ready to puke on Fox News, CNN, and some of the other news media sites. It is disgusting.

OH looky over there.... see that shinny object...

I have never heard ONE Democrat say he/she doesn't support wiretaps with a court order. It's just that Democrats and patriotic Republicans want it to be according to the U.S. Constitution and the FISA LAW which Bush has has "flipped off" (see my Gravatar). Bush doesn't want us to know on whom he spied as it may turn out to be not only "terrorists" who were listened to, but also journalists, political opponents, anyone Bush feels is the enemy of the REICH!

The Big Iraq Candy Mountain
http://dcdl.org/2006/07/17/big-iraq-candy-mountain#c3011

Drinking Liberally
DCDL - Drinking Liberally in Washington, DC

http://dcdl.org/

CONGRESSMAN DISMISSED FOR WEARING SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS COSTUME!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61723

GOVERNMENT HAS CONTEST TO FIND NEW NAME FOR U.S.A.
Freedomland? Loveitorleaveitville? See winning name!
Tell us what you think the new name for the USA should be?
First Place Winner:
Ameriland - By Melissa V.

Close Runners-Up:
Corporation of the American People - By Capitalist D.
International North American Smorgasbord - By Alex V.
Call me Ishmael - By Adam S.

BUSH THRILLED TO BE READING AT 6TH GRADE LEVEL AND IT'S ABOUT TIME!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61720

TOP 5 SECRETS U.S. GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61719

IT'S COMING: THE GREATEST DEPRESSION EVER!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61715

PRESIDENT THRILLED WITH IRAN'S GIFT OF GIANT WOODEN CAMEL!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61711

PRES. BUSH CONVERTING 'WEST WING' TO 'ARREST WING'
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61714

GEORGE BUSH: 'Here Are A Few Of My Favorite Things'
Favorite Lubricant: Petroleum Jelly
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61709

WMDs IN CANADA?
U.S. Officials Are Determined To Find Them
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61707

OUTRAGE! AMERICAN FLAG TOILET PAPER SELLS BIG IN MIDDLE EAST!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61702

BUSH REACHES OUT AND IN . . . & REMAPS THE SOLAR SYSTEM! FLY ME TO THE RUMMY . . .
PRESIDENT Bush says the planets' new names are more familiar to the American people and easier to remember.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61705

DONALD RUMSFELD IN A SPEEDO
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61698

The frightening truh abut the Vice-Presidents youth
VICE PRESIDENT WAS THE BOSS EVEN AS A KID ...
LITTLE DICK CHENEY
Tot even rigged his class elections!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61700

WORST THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO A TRAFFIC COP
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61697

MASSIVE GOVERNMENT COVER-UP!
MOON DOOMED!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61696

SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61694

NEW WHITE HOUSE SHOCKER!
PRESIDENT TO NAME YODA HOMELAND SECURITY CHIEF
Bush refuses to change his mind even after learning Yoda isn't real
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61695

NAZI UFOS TO ATTACK U.S.
Flying saucers hiding in secret Antarctic base
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61692

DICK CHENEY'S CELLULITE NIGHTMARE
THEY SAY HE WEARS THE PANTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE -- & it's a good thing!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61690

BUSH WANTS TO SELL HAWAII!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61686

BUSH PUSHING TO BE NEXT POPE
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61683

BAD NEWS FOR HORNY GUYS & GALS . . . IRS TO TAX SEX
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61682

Veep Barely Worked His Way Through College ...
CHENEY WAS A NUDE MODEL ... FOR ART STUDENTS
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61680

TOP CIA INTERROGATOR IS AN S&M DOMINATRIX
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61678

BUSH ORDERS CAPE & CROWN
Prez calls for amendment to allow royal titles
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61676

BUSH CHANGING HIS NAME TO 'GOD'
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61673

THE EIFFEL TOWER IS A PORTAL TO HELL
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61671

MIDGET SUICIDE BOMBERS!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61666

FRANCE PROCLAIMS B.O. A NATIONAL TREASURE
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61664

TERRORISTS USE INFOMERCIALS TO RECRUIT SUICIDE BOMBERS
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61663

TED KENNEDY GIVES FREE DRIVING LESSONS TO POOR TEENS!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61662

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES TO DELIVER U.S. MAIL!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61657

NOV. ELECTION CANCELED!
Nation's voting machines are made in Florida -- AND THEY WON'T WORK
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61654

HALF OF PENTAGON GENERALS SPEAK WITH A LISP
Gay study raises eyebrows in Washington
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61651

HAITI SELLING OFF ZOMBIES
Undead work harder than the living, obey your every command, don't eat much - & MAKE GREAT NANNIES!
Psst . . . wanna buy a zombie? You can pick
You can pick up some great deals on the undead from the Haitian government, which is trying to unload thousands of the walking corpses -- at less per head than you'd pay for a decent TV
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61270

A TIMELINE OF THE IRAQ WAR
http://www.thinkprogress.org/iraq-timeline

HELMETS FOR EVERYONE!
Bush wants Americans to wear hard hats to protect them from falling meteorites
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/60635

We are Everywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIk2OrUV1QY&eurl=

Happy Christmas(War is Over)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0mmkzBmRQQ

John Lennon - Give Peace a Chance (1969)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQhIuLkpTbw&eurl=

Peace Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7wEctHyuc0&eurl=

Fiona Apple: Criminal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJhoIRR_xZI&eurl=

Beatles: I'm a Losers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6-_b1xzCE&eurl=

Tramm Hudson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYiLggwfpVc&eurl=

penny lane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8QydLxvQ8&eurl=

The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSNQHxYExJ0&eurl=

Daily Show: Hezbollah is Rebuilding Lebanon..and New Orleans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDOSIdiLsbc&eurl=

In the weeks before the execution, Bush says, a number of protesters came to Austin to demand clemency for Karla Faye Tucker. "Did you meet with any of them?" I ask. Bush whips around and stares at me. "No, I didn't meet with any of them," he snaps, as though I've just asked the dumbest, most offensive question ever posed. "I didn't meet with Larry King either when he came down for it. I watched his interview with Tucker, though. He asked her real difficult questions like, 'What would you say to Governor Bush?'" "What was her answer?" I wonder. "'Please,'" Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, "'don't kill me.'" I must look shocked — ridiculing the pleas of a condemned prisoner who has since been executed seems odd and cruel — because he immediately stops smirking.
Bush denied that he had intended to make light of the issue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Faye_Tucker#Karla_Tucker_and_George_W._Bush

http://miaculpa.blogspot.com/

50 Coolest Websites 2006
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1222769,00.html

Wal-Mart takes aim at Democratic critics
No. 1 retailer sends 'voter guides' to its 18,000 Iowa employees, criticizing presidential hopefuls who have joined company's critics.
http://money.cnn.com/2006/08/16/news/companies/walmart_politics/index.htm?cnn=yes

http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/
http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/

Military Recruiters Cited for Misconduct
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/RECRUITERS_SEX?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/RECRUITERS_SEX?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/RECRUITERS_SEX?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

1,249 days: the length of the ongoing war in Iraq — five days longer that the U.S. involvement in World War II. August 19, 2006 3:42 pm | Comment (74)

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/scriptures/garofalomovgallery007.html
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/scriptures/garofalomovgallery007.html
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/scriptures/garofalomovgallery007.html
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/scriptures/garofalomovgallery007.html

http://www.janeanegarofalo.us/g-lo-video-links/
http://www.janeanegarofalo.us/g-lo-video-links/

http://www.variety.com/
http://www.variety.com/

Little Shop of Horrors
Arthur Denton: I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.

http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rtit.html

Real Genius
Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

Magenta: I ask for nothing!
Frank-N-Furter: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!

School House Rock Im I'm just a bill SchoolHouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXSHMSDrShE&eurl=

Psycho Beach Party
Marvel Ann: Don't be a dip. You've got the sex-drive of a milk dud. You're sixteen, girl! Get with the action.

Florence: Oh wow! This is like meeting Walt Disney or Helen Keller.

Mrs. Forrest: A slumber party? Thrown by a movie actress? Perhaps if it were Deborah Kerr or
Audrey Hepburn. But Bettina Barnes? Out of the question.

Chicklet: Lars, you sure picked a heck of an American family to shack up with.

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/garofalojaneane/visions/garofalo0069.mov
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/garofalojaneane/visions/garofalo0069.mov http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/garofalojaneane/visions/garofalo0069.mov
http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/garofalojaneane/visions/garofalo0069.mov

http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=189
http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=189
http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=189
http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=189

Dear God...
A soul-searching non-entity turns to Janeane and asks, "Do I count?"
http://home.earthlink.net/~pbvalentine/god.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~pbvalentine/god.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~pbvalentine/god.html

http://www.dailyhowler.com/

but I think I'll stick with criticizing the circular firing squad that is the Lieberman-Lamont race

http://www.warandpiece.com/blogdirs/004772.html

What does Janeane Garofalo taste like?
Janeane Garofalo tastes like chicken.

http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=106858

http://tinyurl.com/zwubo

Suicide Soldier's Dying Words to His Mother: 'I can't go to Iraq. I can't kill those children'
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines06/0825-01.htm

# posted by Dr. Zaius : 4:02 AM 0 comments

links 082706

http://hiveofscumandvillany.blogspot.com/
http://hiveofscumandvillany.blogspot.com/
http://hiveofscumandvillany.blogspot.com/

In ending the June edition of his Real Sports news magazine show Tuesday night on HBO by urging Americans to watch and appreciate World Cup soccer, Bryant Gumbel slipped in a personal/political slam: "I know that in soccer they score about as often as Ann Coulter makes sense." Back in February, Gumbel used a commentary, about how he would not watch the Winter Olympic games, to denounce Republicans over race as he condescendingly suggested viewers "try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention."

Forgotten aviator Wrongway Feldman

"Cui Bono?" (Who Benefits?)
Bottom line: Conservatives who support the GOP are foolish masochists.
Larceny abhors a vacuum.

Shameless huckster
Snake oil salesman

"There are none so blind as those who will Nazi."
-- Mrs. Betty Bowers

How to cartoon a hippo
http://www.chunkymonkey.com/howto/hippo.htm

The spin cycle phrase of the weekend is:
"encouraging al Queda types."

...what shall I do with you?
I am an excellent associate, sir.
I'd be delighted to continue my services during your administration.

Demolition Man Script - Dialogue Transcript

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It is important that Republicans show up at the polls on Election Day to support the Republican agenda that has helped improve the lives of so many of our fellow citizens.

the Missouri Republican Party's weekly newsletter, GOP Voice (August 4 Edition)

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THINGS ARE GOING SWIMMINGLY IN AFGHANISTAN, DARLING!

Things are going swimmingly in Afghanistan, darling!

http://free.grisoft.com/doc/5390/lng/us/tpl/v5#avg-free

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1978733&mesg_id=1981942

zaiusnation
Dr. Zaius
zaius_nation@yahoo.com
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1978733

Schmidt accused of padding resume

Jack Black Soundboard

Arnold Soundboard

Matrix - Neo Soundboard

funnyhub.com

Rummy's Cakewalk Turns Into A Frog March!

'I have never painted a rosy picture. I have been very measured in my words, and you'd have a dickens of a time trying to find instances where I have been excessively optimistic.'

http://www.bettybowers.com/nl_july2006.html

George W. Bush's 4-Point Plan for the Middle East

HTML Box Model Hack (TABLE)

angiemckaig.com/blogtemplates

geckoandfly.com/blogspot-templates

DeWine's Spokesman: We need the "Doughnut Hole"

Senator Talent's Brand Of Bipartisanship

I'll be subtle.
I'm good at subtle.

I'm to escort you to the cryo-prison.

"My dog's better than your dog
"My dog's better than yours
"My dog's better 'cause
he gets Kennel-Ration"

"Valley of the Jolly Green Giant
Good things from the garden
Garden in the valley
Valley of the Jolly Green Giant"

How to kiss girsl with Different sizes of mouths. Finally!

How to Burp on Demand

Viral Video Questioning Global Warming Linked to DCI

DuPont's Charity Begins at Home

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Catvids
Winston plays with camera string

Un chaton qui a sommeil

Toilet Trained Cat Doing Number 2
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Top 10 Grossest Candies

Terrorists fund attacks using coupons
PRESENTATION BEFORE THE SENATE JUDICIARY -SUBCOMMITTEE ON TECHNOLOGY9 TERRORISM & GOVERNMENT INFORMATION CONSUMER COUPON NETWORKS IN THE UNITED STATES -THE TERROR CONNECTION

http://www.dealdude.com/index.php?action=7

CNN Reliable Sources

VID
Guitarist and Marionette.

With America under "imminent attack," Bush stays on vacation and holds a BBQ at his ranch for rich Republican donors

Bush staff wanted bomb-detect cash moved
Bush staff wanted bomb-detect cash moved2

bowlingshirtwizard.com

the authenticity of the bagel with Mel Gibson's face on it up for sale on eBay.

100 Greatest Movies of the '90s

NBC: US pushed Brits to act faster -- attack "not imminent"

Before They Were Stars

How many vacation days has George W. Bush taken to date as president? How does that compare with Clinton?

Bush Vacations - Again

Vacationing Bush Poised to Set a Record

Olbermann Frets over Bush's Vacation, Compares Bush to Neville Chamberlain

stormforcepictures.com/howto-buildabluescreen

The GOP for Dummies

Alternative energy in California: Prop 87

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/8/12/105824/492

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Movie Quotes

Memorable Quotes from
Heathers (1989)

No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.
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Heather Chandler: Is this turnout weak or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.
Veronica Sawyer: Heather?
Heather Chandler: God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. I have to sing Kumbaya one more time...
Veronica Sawyer: What are you doing here?
Heather Chandler: I made your favorite. Spaghetti. With lots of oregano. Dinner!
Veronica Sawyer: [wakes up from dream]

Heather McNamara: It's your turn Heather.
Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?
Heather Duke: Sorry Heather.

Heather Chandler: You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.

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J.D.: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
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J.D.: I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.
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Veronica Sawyer: All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
Veronica's Dad: I don't patronize bunny rabbits.
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Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
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Veronica Sawyer: Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.

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J.D.: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?
Veronica Sawyer: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide.
J.D.: Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.
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Veronica Sawyer: She's my best friend. God, I hate her.
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Father Ripper: We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book.
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Veronica Sawyer: Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.
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Veronica Sawyer: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Heather McNamara the Cheerleader: Probably.
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Student: Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.
Heather Duke: No Way!
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Veronica Sawyer: How very.

"Heathers" screencaps

Memorable Quotes from
Vacation (1983)

Clark: We're from out of town.
Man Giving Directions: No shit.

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Economics Teacher: In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.

Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!

David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.
Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, literally mean it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but...
Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.
David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear, anyway.
Nigel Tufnel: We're anything but racists.

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

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Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

Ed: Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

Frank: I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.
Ed Rooney: I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

Cameron: [singing] When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."let my Cameron go!"

The Architect: The answer is simple. You are the eventuality of an anomaly. You are inexorably seeking acidulant probability.
Cindy: Acidulant? I uh...
The Architect: Grotesquery?... No?... What about, contingent affirmation?... That's gotta mean somethin...

Brenda Meeks: [TV flickers on] Cindy, the news is on. Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beaten by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole.

Frank Drebin: Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Tanya Peters: What are you doing?
Frank Drebin: Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Tanya Peters: Your bishop's exposed.
Frank Drebin: It's these pants.

Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Rocco Dillon: Where's your prison number?
Frank Drebin: It's unlisted.

Quentin Hapsburg: Que sera sera... You do speak French, don't you?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

Lt. Frank Drebin: This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!

Banquet Doorman: Your coat, sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.

President George Bush: Frank, please consider filling a post I'm creating. It may mean long hours and dangerous nights, surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society.
Lt. Frank Drebin: You want me to be in your cabinet?

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Hector Savage: I want a car out front, something fun, a Porsche, then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica... And I want a nice hotel, no touristy place... Something really indicative of the people and their culture.

Ed Hocken: You might end up dead!
Frank Drebin: "You might end up dead" is my middle name.
Ed Hocken: What about Jane?
Frank Drebin: I don't know her middle name.

George: Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back

Mahalik: If they're friendly, how come they choke us few minutes ago?
Alien #1: Oh... that's how we say hello.

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Cindy: Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it.
George: I don't know what you're talking about. Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence

George: I have a dream.
Tom: What is your dream?
George: To have a dream.

Cody: [to man smoking] Smoke all you want, you're gonna get hit by a bus.

President Harris: I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

Rumack: The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

President Harris: I'm here today at the...
[looks at the U.N emblem]
President Harris: ... un.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Brenda: This is some shit, up with which we will not put.

Newscaster: I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.

Hillary Flammond: People change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

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German teaching tape: Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

Blindman: What phony dog poo?

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
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Topper Harley: You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?

Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

Admiral Benson: I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.

Deja Vu: Don't take it so hard Nick, life is filled with it's little miseries, each of us in his own way must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.
[Sneezes into hands screams, and jumps out a window]

Henry Gibson: In the past year, over 800,000 millions have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.
Henry Gibson: Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.

Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.
[Long pause. Both look at camera]

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The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself!
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?

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Narrator: Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!

Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am?
Prisoner #4: And I don't drink!
Dr. Klahn: Guards! (move prisoners) Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.

Memorable Quotes from
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Harbinger: Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.

Harbinger: War... it's fantastic!

Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!

[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen]
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!

Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

Topper Harley: I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't.

Topper Harley: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.

Topper Harley: Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you but no matter what, your face is on the tip of my tongue.

Iraqi Boat driver: [as his men leave] Kareem of onion! Al Jarreau!

Iraqi Boat driver: [after failing to kill Topper] Omar Sharif!

Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!

Col. Denton Walters: It seems there were three bears. And one morning when their porridge was too hot, they went for a walk. And a little blond girl came skipping through the woods... she ate their porridge and she sat in their chairs... she slept in their beds. And when those bears returned and discovered that mess... Do you know what happened then Topper?
Topper Harley: No.
Col. Denton Walters: That little blond girl get scared. Ran away.
Topper Harley: So you're saying is that little blond girl is me. If this is about me coloring my hair...

Topper Harley: Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada... I don't THINK so.

Man in Pink: [singing] Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown / and things seem hard or tough / and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft / and you feel that you've had quite enough! / just remember that your standing on a planet thats evolving / revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour / its orbiting at ninety miles a second / so its reckoned / a sun that is the source of all our power / the sun and you and me / and all the stars that we can see / are moving at a million miles a day / in an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour / of the galaxy we call the Milky Way / Our galaxy itself / contains a hundred billion stars / its a hundred thousand lightyears side to side / it bulges in the middle / sixteen-thousand lightyears thick / but out by us its just three-thousand lightyears wide / were thirty-thousand lightyears from galatic central point / we go round every two-hundred-million years / and our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe.
[musical interlude]
Man in Pink: The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding / in all of the directions it can whiz / as fast as it can go / the speed of light you know / twelve million miles a minute and thats the fastest speed there is / so remember when your feeling very small and insecure / how amazingly unlikely is your birth / and pray that there intelligent life somewhere up in space / cause theres bugger all down here on Earth.

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

Maria the cleaning woman: I used to work in the Académie Française / but it didn't do me any good at all. / And I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid / But it didn't teach me nothing I recall. / And the Library of Congress you would have thought would hold some key / but it didn't and neither did the Bodlean Library. / In The British Museum I hoped to find some clue / I worked there from nine till six / Read every volume through / But it didn't teach me nothing about life's mystery. / I just kept getting older, it got more difficult to see. / Till eventually me eyes went and me arthritis got bad. / So now I'm cleaning up in here but I can't be really sad. / Cause you see I feel that life's a game. / You sometimes win or lose. / And though I may be down right now at least I don't work for Jews.

Henny Youngman: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Why do Jewish guys die before their wives? They want to.

The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

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The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.

The Joker: New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: Smylex.

Jack Napier: So gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissom, uh resurfaces, I'm the acting President, and I say starting with this anniversary festival, we run the city into the ground.

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Joker: I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

[to Rotelli's charred and smoldering corpse]
Joker: Your pals, uh, they're not bad people. Maybe we, uh, outta give them a couple of days to think it over.
[shakes head]
Joker: No?
[looks surprised]
Joker: Grease 'em now? Well, OK. You are a vicious bastard Rotelli, and, uh, I'm glad you're dead!

Memorable Quotes from
My Blue Heaven (1990/I)
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: When did your wife leave?
Barney: October.
Vince: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
Barney: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as!
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Hannah Stubbs: And where did you learn to jump start a car?
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I had to learn to jump start ambulances, to get invalids to the dialysis machines.
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You dirty rat!
Johnny Bird: Snitch!
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Stool pigeon!
Johnny Bird: Informer!
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Squealer!
Johnny Bird: You dirty rat!
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I already said you dirty rat!
Johnny Bird: Yeah, but I say it better.
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Clerk at Supermarket: Hello sir, would you like to try a vanilla-bran oat crunchy?
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: What do you think?

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[Vincent Antonelli is questioned about the stolen goods in the trunk of the car he stole]
Hannah Stubbs: The books...
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You have something against books?
Hannah Stubbs: I have nothing about books! I am curious about the books in your trunk.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You see, I was thinking of writing my story, so I bought this one on how to do it.
Hannah Stubbs: Why do you need 25 copies of it?
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: In case I want to read it more than once...
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[Barney tells a joke. Everyone laughs, except Hannah]
Hannah Stubbs: I see that it's funny. I have a sense of humor.
Barney: Of course you have a sense of humor. Everyone thinks they do, even people who don't.
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.
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[Supervising his Mafia friends laying down sod for a baseball field]
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Green side up, fellas! Green side up
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
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