Sunday, July 30, 2006
odd text
"You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... and that's my job!"
"It's all make believe, isn't it?" -Marilyn Monroe
Long live the New Gilded Age. F**k the poor, worship the rich.
Ain't it a shame when puppets go bad?
1. What are the Top Seven best things that the Bush Administration has done?
2. Is the Iraq War is going well?
3. After three years thus far, when do you think Iraq might be able to "stand up" so that America can "stand down"?
4. For his part in the event, how would you rate the job the President did protecting New Orleans from devastation?
5. How do you think the rebuilding of New Orleans is going?
6. When Dick Cheney and the oil company and energy executives met in private to plan America's energy policy, how much of their goal was to benefit consumers?
7. Do you believe in the President's call for an Era of Personal Responsibility?
8. Since Republicans control the White House, Senate and House of Representatives, how personally responsible are they for conditions in America today?
9. Why do you think they haven't been able to find anyone who can verify that George Bush ever showed up for National Guard duty in Alabama?
10. Would you want Donald Rumsfeld to plan your daughter's wedding?
11. Are you aware that no government in the history of civilization, other than the Bush Administration, has lowered taxes during a war?
12. Are you married?
13. Do you personally feel threatened by gay marriage?
Nuclear Winter Warbrides
The trickle down only seems to trickle up
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 20 11:00am
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 21 03:15am
Primer (2004), SHOTOO Jul 21 01:45pm
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 23 02:30pm
Primer (2004), SHOTOO Jul 25 05:30pm
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 28 03:55pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 20 12:45pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 26 02:25pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 27 03:55am
Memron (2004), SHOW Jul 27 06:15pm
Lonely Hearts (1981), SHOTOO Jul 22 03:10am
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-Groucho Marx
falls into sucktitude
I don't have relationships, I have relationship-wrecks.
Maxims of the Internet Age - Part 1
1) Home is where you hang your @
2) The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3) A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4) You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5) Great groups from little icons grow.
6) Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7) C: is the root of all directories.
8) Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9) Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10) The modem is the message.
11) Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12) The geek shall inherit the earth.
13) A chat has nine lives.
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance, by fleeing the scene of an accident.
Guidelines for Creating Healing Imagery
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you."
-Winston Churchill
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
"Often, the most extraordinary opportunities are hidden among the seemingly insignificant events of life. If we do not pay attention to these events, we can easily miss the opportunities." - Jim Rohn
"The best things in life are yours, if you can appreciate them." - Dale Carnegie
"Life has no limitations, except the ones you make." - Les Brown
"Today is life - the only life you are sure of. Make the most of today. Get interested in something. Shake yourself awake. Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you. Live today with gusto." - Dale Carnegie
"Life reflects your own thoughts back to you."
Playing With Words - Part 1
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count who votes.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
Are too times ten.
Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Topper Harley: My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.
Lt. Commander Block: American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful men like you in the cockpit. And German parts.
Harbinger: I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.
Harbinger: War... it's fantastic!
Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!
Bad Guy: I can see you're no stranger to pain.
Col. Denton Walters: I've been married.
Bad Guy: Ah.
Col. Denton Walters: *Twice*.
Bad guys: Oy!
Benson: We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die... loses!
Col. Denton Walters: We must get the men who went to get the men who went to get the men.
Topper: You're joking.
Ramada: I'm not.
Topper: You've got to be.
Ramada: If I was joking I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
Topper: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.
Topper: Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you but no matter what, your face is on the tip of my tongue.
I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.
Kent, your nostrils are flaring...
You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... and that's my job!
POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC, AD HOMINEM, AD RIDICULUM
"A Tomahawk cruise missile fell off a truck in the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that unbelievable? You know what that means? There are now more weapons of mass destruction in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno
"It's all make believe, isn't it?" -Marilyn Monroe
Long live the New Gilded Age. F**k the poor, worship the rich.
Ain't it a shame when puppets go bad?
1. What are the Top Seven best things that the Bush Administration has done?
2. Is the Iraq War is going well?
3. After three years thus far, when do you think Iraq might be able to "stand up" so that America can "stand down"?
4. For his part in the event, how would you rate the job the President did protecting New Orleans from devastation?
5. How do you think the rebuilding of New Orleans is going?
6. When Dick Cheney and the oil company and energy executives met in private to plan America's energy policy, how much of their goal was to benefit consumers?
7. Do you believe in the President's call for an Era of Personal Responsibility?
8. Since Republicans control the White House, Senate and House of Representatives, how personally responsible are they for conditions in America today?
9. Why do you think they haven't been able to find anyone who can verify that George Bush ever showed up for National Guard duty in Alabama?
10. Would you want Donald Rumsfeld to plan your daughter's wedding?
11. Are you aware that no government in the history of civilization, other than the Bush Administration, has lowered taxes during a war?
12. Are you married?
13. Do you personally feel threatened by gay marriage?
Nuclear Winter Warbrides
The trickle down only seems to trickle up
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 20 11:00am
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 21 03:15am
Primer (2004), SHOTOO Jul 21 01:45pm
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 23 02:30pm
Primer (2004), SHOTOO Jul 25 05:30pm
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 28 03:55pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 20 12:45pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 26 02:25pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 27 03:55am
Memron (2004), SHOW Jul 27 06:15pm
Lonely Hearts (1981), SHOTOO Jul 22 03:10am
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-Groucho Marx
falls into sucktitude
I don't have relationships, I have relationship-wrecks.
Maxims of the Internet Age - Part 1
1) Home is where you hang your @
2) The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3) A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4) You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5) Great groups from little icons grow.
6) Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7) C: is the root of all directories.
8) Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9) Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10) The modem is the message.
11) Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12) The geek shall inherit the earth.
13) A chat has nine lives.
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance, by fleeing the scene of an accident.
Guidelines for Creating Healing Imagery
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you."
-Winston Churchill
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
"Often, the most extraordinary opportunities are hidden among the seemingly insignificant events of life. If we do not pay attention to these events, we can easily miss the opportunities." - Jim Rohn
"The best things in life are yours, if you can appreciate them." - Dale Carnegie
"Life has no limitations, except the ones you make." - Les Brown
"Today is life - the only life you are sure of. Make the most of today. Get interested in something. Shake yourself awake. Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you. Live today with gusto." - Dale Carnegie
"Life reflects your own thoughts back to you."
Playing With Words - Part 1
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count who votes.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
Are too times ten.
Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Topper Harley: My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.
Lt. Commander Block: American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful men like you in the cockpit. And German parts.
Harbinger: I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.
Harbinger: War... it's fantastic!
Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!
Bad Guy: I can see you're no stranger to pain.
Col. Denton Walters: I've been married.
Bad Guy: Ah.
Col. Denton Walters: *Twice*.
Bad guys: Oy!
Benson: We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die... loses!
Col. Denton Walters: We must get the men who went to get the men who went to get the men.
Topper: You're joking.
Ramada: I'm not.
Topper: You've got to be.
Ramada: If I was joking I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
Topper: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.
Topper: Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you but no matter what, your face is on the tip of my tongue.
I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.
Kent, your nostrils are flaring...
You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... and that's my job!
POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC, AD HOMINEM, AD RIDICULUM
"A Tomahawk cruise missile fell off a truck in the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that unbelievable? You know what that means? There are now more weapons of mass destruction in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno
Nuclear Winter Warbrides
Burke Family Grape-Nuts® TV Commercial, 1968 - 70
ep.tc/hookedArchie Zone
Favourite Stephen King Quotes
Nazbaztag is the world's first wireless rabbit
Dandelions
mediabum.com/Funny-Food
Everything's alright
rifelabs.com/glossary
You want to download Kai-Alive_but_dead_Low.wmv
pixel-inch-convert
blog.wired.com/comiccovers
Your brain is made out of fat
Bush screen saver
Comics
madkane.com
ep.tc/hookedArchie Zone
Favourite Stephen King Quotes
Nazbaztag is the world's first wireless rabbit
Dandelions
mediabum.com/Funny-Food
Everything's alright
rifelabs.com/glossary
You want to download Kai-Alive_but_dead_Low.wmv
pixel-inch-convert
blog.wired.com/comiccovers
Your brain is made out of fat
Bush screen saver
Comics
madkane.com
Friday, July 07, 2006
Movies for Dad
Future Airings:
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOW Jul 07 07:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 08 09:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 09 07:20am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 09 05:50pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOCSE Jul 11 12:20am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 12 09:00am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 12 03:50pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 13 01:35am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 13 05:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 14 04:00am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOW Jul 15 10:45pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 16 08:00am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 16 05:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOCSE Jul 17 09:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 18 07:40am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 18 02:20pm
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCORE, Thu Jul 06 11:00pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCOREP, Fri Jul 07 02:00am CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
SEDG, Fri Jul 07 03:35pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
SEDG, Fri Jul 07 10:00pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCORE, Sat Jul 15 02:45pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCOREP, Sat Jul 15 05:45pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCORE, Sun Jul 16 01:15am CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCOREP, Sun Jul 16 04:15am CDT
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 06 09:50pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCIN Jul 14 11:05am
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 14 02:05pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCIN Jul 14 06:50pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 14 09:50pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCIN Jul 17 04:35pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 17 07:35pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCIN Jul 18 02:50am
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 18 05:50am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOW Jul 07 07:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 08 09:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 09 07:20am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 09 05:50pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOCSE Jul 11 12:20am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 12 09:00am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 12 03:50pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 13 01:35am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 13 05:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 14 04:00am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOW Jul 15 10:45pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 16 08:00am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOTOO Jul 16 05:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOCSE Jul 17 09:00pm
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 18 07:40am
Donnie Darko (2001), SHOWB Jul 18 02:20pm
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCORE, Thu Jul 06 11:00pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCOREP, Fri Jul 07 02:00am CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
SEDG, Fri Jul 07 03:35pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
SEDG, Fri Jul 07 10:00pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCORE, Sat Jul 15 02:45pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCOREP, Sat Jul 15 05:45pm CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCORE, Sun Jul 16 01:15am CDT
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
ENCOREP, Sun Jul 16 04:15am CDT
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 06 09:50pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCIN Jul 14 11:05am
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 14 02:05pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCIN Jul 14 06:50pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 14 09:50pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCIN Jul 17 04:35pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 17 07:35pm
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCIN Jul 18 02:50am
Good Will Hunting (1997), SCINP Jul 18 05:50am
Monday, July 03, 2006
Random Links
Blogger Stuff
cookwood.com
cookwood.com/changetheheader-47***
Blogger page defined
Publishing a Blog with Blogger [ 2 ]
imageshack.us
Free_Blog_Templates
Stock Photos
http://www.photoshopsupport.com/Free-Stock-Photos
Scared of Government - Refrigerator Magnet
Republicans are People - Refrigerator Magnet
"The Time Machine" stills
Janeane Garofalo on Youtube
Malkin Redux [ 2 ] [ 3 ]
cookwood.com
cookwood.com/changetheheader-47***
Blogger page defined
Publishing a Blog with Blogger [ 2 ]
imageshack.us
Free_Blog_Templates
Stock Photos
http://www.photoshopsupport.com/Free-Stock-Photos
Scared of Government - Refrigerator Magnet
Republicans are People - Refrigerator Magnet
"The Time Machine" stills
Janeane Garofalo on Youtube
Malkin Redux [ 2 ] [ 3 ]
Sunday, July 02, 2006
On bits of paper
To conquer death, you only have to die.
"The biggest cause of atheism in the world today is Christians...who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, then walk out the door, and deny Him with their lifestyle."
push the ideas uphill
squigglevision
I would like to see you at a quarter after never
As I listened to him speak, I realized that !Fuck! I don't have enough breadcrumbs to get home.
sands of time are shifting, bub, mostly south.
ahh...pocalypse.
Little Engine that Just Couldn't
I'm sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.
They look kind of shiny, new and young to be (fill in blank)
this is gods way of telling us that we are going to die
perhaps I had better bring my remarks to a close
Stay out of my psychosis!
The sordid tale of one man's descent into the depths of of scum and villany that is the college video department is a hive
Minister of Science and Protector of the Faith.
Cartman's slavery song: "Day's never finished, Master got me working, Someday Master set me free."
I'm driving an 18 wheeler of truth, and I am about to jacknife justice!
I'd also like to know why Kay Bailey Hutchison is divorced. She's making Jesus cry.
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, George Bush and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
the actual facts seem to be a bit slim.
Bush has been forced to call for an investigation into his own intelligence. And you know what's going to happen: they're not going to find anything. --Will Durst
Homos-romans 125, 126, 127
The federal judge has had the audacity to ask for more then the word of federal prosecutors and his royal heinous George II who would prefer a kangaroo court system where every day is a success and stupid details like facts are forgotten.
Missing white woman syndrome, also known as missing pretty girl syndrome, is a term coined by some media critics to reference a form of media hype in which excessive news coverage is devoted to a specific missing white woman or girl, while virtually ignoring missing men, non-white women, or other news stories. According to these critics, reporting of these stories often lasts for several days or weeks, sometimes even months, and displaces reporting on other current events that some people consider more newsworthy, such as economics and politics. This syndrome appears to be most prevalent in U.S. media, but famous examples can also be found elsewhere in the world, e. g. the United Kingdom.
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
We are in new yorks fabulous crack whore district.
"I've seen a hell of a lot more combat than John Kerry." --Fox News Channel's Geraldo Rivera
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
A Texas man was robbed at gunpoint by two teenage girls he met on myspace.com. That just shows you how dangerous myspace.com has become, when it's not even safe for middle-aged, creepy guys looking for underage girls. -- Jay Leno
The Census Bureau reported that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington D.C. in population. Of course there's a huge difference between Vegas and Washington. See, in Las Vegas, people gamble with their own money. -- Jay Leno
With Republicans trailing in the polls, Congress will probably introduce laws this summer to stop gay flag-burning illegal immigrants from getting abortions.--
I am an obtuse man, so I wil try to be oblique.
"The biggest cause of atheism in the world today is Christians...who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, then walk out the door, and deny Him with their lifestyle."
push the ideas uphill
squigglevision
I would like to see you at a quarter after never
As I listened to him speak, I realized that !Fuck! I don't have enough breadcrumbs to get home.
sands of time are shifting, bub, mostly south.
ahh...pocalypse.
Little Engine that Just Couldn't
I'm sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.
They look kind of shiny, new and young to be (fill in blank)
this is gods way of telling us that we are going to die
perhaps I had better bring my remarks to a close
Stay out of my psychosis!
The sordid tale of one man's descent into the depths of of scum and villany that is the college video department is a hive
Minister of Science and Protector of the Faith.
Cartman's slavery song: "Day's never finished, Master got me working, Someday Master set me free."
I'm driving an 18 wheeler of truth, and I am about to jacknife justice!
I'd also like to know why Kay Bailey Hutchison is divorced. She's making Jesus cry.
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, George Bush and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
the actual facts seem to be a bit slim.
Bush has been forced to call for an investigation into his own intelligence. And you know what's going to happen: they're not going to find anything. --Will Durst
Homos-romans 125, 126, 127
The federal judge has had the audacity to ask for more then the word of federal prosecutors and his royal heinous George II who would prefer a kangaroo court system where every day is a success and stupid details like facts are forgotten.
Missing white woman syndrome, also known as missing pretty girl syndrome, is a term coined by some media critics to reference a form of media hype in which excessive news coverage is devoted to a specific missing white woman or girl, while virtually ignoring missing men, non-white women, or other news stories. According to these critics, reporting of these stories often lasts for several days or weeks, sometimes even months, and displaces reporting on other current events that some people consider more newsworthy, such as economics and politics. This syndrome appears to be most prevalent in U.S. media, but famous examples can also be found elsewhere in the world, e. g. the United Kingdom.
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
We are in new yorks fabulous crack whore district.
"I've seen a hell of a lot more combat than John Kerry." --Fox News Channel's Geraldo Rivera
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
A Texas man was robbed at gunpoint by two teenage girls he met on myspace.com. That just shows you how dangerous myspace.com has become, when it's not even safe for middle-aged, creepy guys looking for underage girls. -- Jay Leno
The Census Bureau reported that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington D.C. in population. Of course there's a huge difference between Vegas and Washington. See, in Las Vegas, people gamble with their own money. -- Jay Leno
With Republicans trailing in the polls, Congress will probably introduce laws this summer to stop gay flag-burning illegal immigrants from getting abortions.--
I am an obtuse man, so I wil try to be oblique.
