Sunday, July 30, 2006
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"You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... and that's my job!"
"It's all make believe, isn't it?" -Marilyn Monroe
Long live the New Gilded Age. F**k the poor, worship the rich.
Ain't it a shame when puppets go bad?
1. What are the Top Seven best things that the Bush Administration has done?
2. Is the Iraq War is going well?
3. After three years thus far, when do you think Iraq might be able to "stand up" so that America can "stand down"?
4. For his part in the event, how would you rate the job the President did protecting New Orleans from devastation?
5. How do you think the rebuilding of New Orleans is going?
6. When Dick Cheney and the oil company and energy executives met in private to plan America's energy policy, how much of their goal was to benefit consumers?
7. Do you believe in the President's call for an Era of Personal Responsibility?
8. Since Republicans control the White House, Senate and House of Representatives, how personally responsible are they for conditions in America today?
9. Why do you think they haven't been able to find anyone who can verify that George Bush ever showed up for National Guard duty in Alabama?
10. Would you want Donald Rumsfeld to plan your daughter's wedding?
11. Are you aware that no government in the history of civilization, other than the Bush Administration, has lowered taxes during a war?
12. Are you married?
13. Do you personally feel threatened by gay marriage?
Nuclear Winter Warbrides
The trickle down only seems to trickle up
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 20 11:00am
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 21 03:15am
Primer (2004), SHOTOO Jul 21 01:45pm
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 23 02:30pm
Primer (2004), SHOTOO Jul 25 05:30pm
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 28 03:55pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 20 12:45pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 26 02:25pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 27 03:55am
Memron (2004), SHOW Jul 27 06:15pm
Lonely Hearts (1981), SHOTOO Jul 22 03:10am
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-Groucho Marx
falls into sucktitude
I don't have relationships, I have relationship-wrecks.
Maxims of the Internet Age - Part 1
1) Home is where you hang your @
2) The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3) A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4) You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5) Great groups from little icons grow.
6) Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7) C: is the root of all directories.
8) Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9) Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10) The modem is the message.
11) Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12) The geek shall inherit the earth.
13) A chat has nine lives.
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance, by fleeing the scene of an accident.
Guidelines for Creating Healing Imagery
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you."
-Winston Churchill
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
"Often, the most extraordinary opportunities are hidden among the seemingly insignificant events of life. If we do not pay attention to these events, we can easily miss the opportunities." - Jim Rohn
"The best things in life are yours, if you can appreciate them." - Dale Carnegie
"Life has no limitations, except the ones you make." - Les Brown
"Today is life - the only life you are sure of. Make the most of today. Get interested in something. Shake yourself awake. Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you. Live today with gusto." - Dale Carnegie
"Life reflects your own thoughts back to you."
Playing With Words - Part 1
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count who votes.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
Are too times ten.
Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Topper Harley: My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.
Lt. Commander Block: American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful men like you in the cockpit. And German parts.
Harbinger: I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.
Harbinger: War... it's fantastic!
Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!
Bad Guy: I can see you're no stranger to pain.
Col. Denton Walters: I've been married.
Bad Guy: Ah.
Col. Denton Walters: *Twice*.
Bad guys: Oy!
Benson: We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die... loses!
Col. Denton Walters: We must get the men who went to get the men who went to get the men.
Topper: You're joking.
Ramada: I'm not.
Topper: You've got to be.
Ramada: If I was joking I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
Topper: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.
Topper: Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you but no matter what, your face is on the tip of my tongue.
I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.
Kent, your nostrils are flaring...
You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... and that's my job!
POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC, AD HOMINEM, AD RIDICULUM
"A Tomahawk cruise missile fell off a truck in the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that unbelievable? You know what that means? There are now more weapons of mass destruction in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno
"It's all make believe, isn't it?" -Marilyn Monroe
Long live the New Gilded Age. F**k the poor, worship the rich.
Ain't it a shame when puppets go bad?
1. What are the Top Seven best things that the Bush Administration has done?
2. Is the Iraq War is going well?
3. After three years thus far, when do you think Iraq might be able to "stand up" so that America can "stand down"?
4. For his part in the event, how would you rate the job the President did protecting New Orleans from devastation?
5. How do you think the rebuilding of New Orleans is going?
6. When Dick Cheney and the oil company and energy executives met in private to plan America's energy policy, how much of their goal was to benefit consumers?
7. Do you believe in the President's call for an Era of Personal Responsibility?
8. Since Republicans control the White House, Senate and House of Representatives, how personally responsible are they for conditions in America today?
9. Why do you think they haven't been able to find anyone who can verify that George Bush ever showed up for National Guard duty in Alabama?
10. Would you want Donald Rumsfeld to plan your daughter's wedding?
11. Are you aware that no government in the history of civilization, other than the Bush Administration, has lowered taxes during a war?
12. Are you married?
13. Do you personally feel threatened by gay marriage?
Nuclear Winter Warbrides
The trickle down only seems to trickle up
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 20 11:00am
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 21 03:15am
Primer (2004), SHOTOO Jul 21 01:45pm
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 23 02:30pm
Primer (2004), SHOTOO Jul 25 05:30pm
Primer (2004), SHOW Jul 28 03:55pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 20 12:45pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 26 02:25pm
Memron (2004), SHOTOO Jul 27 03:55am
Memron (2004), SHOW Jul 27 06:15pm
Lonely Hearts (1981), SHOTOO Jul 22 03:10am
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
http://mediamatters.org/items/200607150001
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-Groucho Marx
falls into sucktitude
I don't have relationships, I have relationship-wrecks.
Maxims of the Internet Age - Part 1
1) Home is where you hang your @
2) The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3) A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4) You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5) Great groups from little icons grow.
6) Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7) C: is the root of all directories.
8) Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9) Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10) The modem is the message.
11) Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12) The geek shall inherit the earth.
13) A chat has nine lives.
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance, by fleeing the scene of an accident.
Guidelines for Creating Healing Imagery
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you."
-Winston Churchill
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
"Often, the most extraordinary opportunities are hidden among the seemingly insignificant events of life. If we do not pay attention to these events, we can easily miss the opportunities." - Jim Rohn
"The best things in life are yours, if you can appreciate them." - Dale Carnegie
"Life has no limitations, except the ones you make." - Les Brown
"Today is life - the only life you are sure of. Make the most of today. Get interested in something. Shake yourself awake. Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you. Live today with gusto." - Dale Carnegie
"Life reflects your own thoughts back to you."
Playing With Words - Part 1
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count who votes.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
Are too times ten.
Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Topper Harley: My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.
Lt. Commander Block: American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful men like you in the cockpit. And German parts.
Harbinger: I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.
Harbinger: War... it's fantastic!
Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!
Bad Guy: I can see you're no stranger to pain.
Col. Denton Walters: I've been married.
Bad Guy: Ah.
Col. Denton Walters: *Twice*.
Bad guys: Oy!
Benson: We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die... loses!
Col. Denton Walters: We must get the men who went to get the men who went to get the men.
Topper: You're joking.
Ramada: I'm not.
Topper: You've got to be.
Ramada: If I was joking I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
Topper: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.
Topper: Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you but no matter what, your face is on the tip of my tongue.
I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.
Kent, your nostrils are flaring...
You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... and that's my job!
POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC, AD HOMINEM, AD RIDICULUM
"A Tomahawk cruise missile fell off a truck in the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that unbelievable? You know what that means? There are now more weapons of mass destruction in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno
# posted by Dr. Zaius : 4:34 AM
